I was appalled at seeing shades named "Manic" (dark red) and "Psycho" (true red) in a Vice palette. However, it inspired me to think of some new shades. Who wants Urban Decay to make these a reality?
Anhedonia-A pale pinky nude that will make your lips look as dull as a lack of pleasure
Confused-Is it a plum? Or a fuchsia? Is it matte? Cream? Demi-matte? This lip color will baffle you and is universally unflattering.
High-Functioning-A true red that projects the confidence you wish you (still) truly had
Mindfire-An orange as fiery as what your head feels like with a million things swarming through it each and every day
Rolling Girl-A rather innocent-looking pearly pink to disguise all the inner turmoil
Heartbroken-The blue undertones of this red make it resemble blood...and the tinge of sadness now present in your life.
Irrational-A galaxy vamp shade (purple, gold metallic streaks in a dark brown matte base) that makes absolutely no sense, just like your current state
Fear of Failure-Vivid coral as fun, refreshing, and invigorating as everything you want to be, but can't
Not Just-This demi-matte brick red shade is not just a cream or not just a matte, just like how your illness is not just a bad mood.
Sheer Exhaustion-A sheer peachy shade which is more of a tint than a stick that will hide the fact that you're exhausted
Useless-Metallic brown/white swirl that looks pretty in the palette, but is utterly useless in reality
Internal Screaming-A very dark and matte metallic red to color your lips before releasing your tornado of problems
Alienated-A very out of place lavender demi-matte for this collection, the odd one out in the bunch
I Hate Myself-A deep satiny plum for the days when you want to look as unrecognizable to yourself as you feel
Diversion-A sheer, shimmery fuchsia for distracting you from your inner demons
Recovery-A fun, shimmery warmer-toned pink for good days
:-)
ReplyDeleteMindfire and Diversion for me.
And what about Not Just and Useless? [was looking for a white swirl...]
Alienated and Confused work too.
Perfect! But as a non-lipstick wearer perhaps I should do a similar list for eye liner..
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